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Like a five-year-old and a faerie conspired

21-year-old baking enthusiast, specializing in desserts made of enough sugar and butter to kill. Fond of whimsical, sparkly, rainbow things and innovative ways to pack sugar into things. Five years old, cleverly disguised as a semifunctional adult. Will probably be reblogging Homestuck, Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Avatar: TLA, cute animals, pretty foods, and various feminist things. I survive on a diet of cupcakes and bitter mantears.
Apr 18 '14

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

Apr 18 '14

fantasybookworm08:

So we got these two fox kits last week at Wildside because some asshole shot their mama because he thought she’d go after his chihuahua (and that’s incorrect - foxes are HIGHLY unlikely to attack an adult dog or cat, no matter the size). We’re only keeping them for a limited time because we don’t have the right set up to raise juvenile foxes or prepare them for release, so they’ll be transferred to someone who specializes in fox rehab sometime soon. However, they’re really adorable, and we’re doing our best to give them enough play time out of their crate and such until we pass them on! Another volunteer took this video today, so I thought I’d share because who doesn’t love watching baby foxes play wrestle?

Apr 18 '14
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Apr 18 '14
"An inmate who was formally a surgeon once told me…
It’s easy to overlooked critical symptoms!"
you didn’t proofread this dialogue at all did you
Apr 18 '14
sissaroom:

salithewitch:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

And people call tumblr bloggers special snowflakes?



Obama: taking away our sweet tea

sissaroom:

salithewitch:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

And people call tumblr bloggers special snowflakes?

old man yells at cloud

Obama: taking away our sweet tea

Apr 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

are you cisphobic? <3 yaa.

zdk13eros:

What? <3 yaa

What is cisphobic? You are not making words.You are not correctly speaking, that is not a word, did you mean:xenophobic

Apr 17 '14
charlesoberonn:

bonez1925:

charlesoberonn:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- "You should have known better than to make me mad!"
 
Taurus- "I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long."
 
Gemini-  "I’d love to stay and chat, but..”
 
Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”
 
Leo-  "This is what happens when you make things about YOU."
 
Virgo- "Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”
 
Libra-  “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”
 
Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”
 
Sagittarius-  "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!"
 
Capricorn-  "You should have known better than to fuck with my plans."
 
Aquarius-  "No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder."
 
Pisces- "…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick."

Waiting for the Homestucks.












The homestucks have arrived.

Just in time.

charlesoberonn:

bonez1925:

charlesoberonn:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- "You should have known better than to make me mad!"

 

Taurus- "I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long."

 

Gemini-  "I’d love to stay and chat, but..”

 

Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”

 

Leo-  "This is what happens when you make things about YOU."

 

Virgo- "Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”

 

Libra-  “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”

 

Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”

 

Sagittarius-  "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!"

 

Capricorn-  "You should have known better than to fuck with my plans."

 

Aquarius-  "No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder."

 

Pisces- "…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick."

Waiting for the Homestucks.

The homestucks have arrived.

Just in time.

Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14

gideongaye:

To my understanding LPS has higher viewing figures among little kids than MLP does. I only bring this up to say that I’m really really happy that said kids are being exposed to messages like the above when watching this show (though MLP does have good messages too).

And let’s not forget that LPS has also had it’s share of “There’s no one way to be a boy.” type messages as well (i.e. when Zoe and the male characters played that princess board game, when Russell won a beauty contest & was moved to tears of happiness over it, etc.)

I fucking love this show.

Apr 17 '14

8-bit-goat:

Making notes for my future self in my sketchbook