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i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."
brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation
i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this
"What we got ‘ere is a Pyramid Head! Now, some people say he’s a representation of all of our repressed guilt and torment. I say you’d be pretty cheesed if you had to wear a big, heavy helmet on your head all day every day, mate."
Fans: The doors in FNAF take too much power
Scott Cawthon: Okay *gets rid of all doors*
Fans: Th At S NO T whAT wE MEAnT!!!!!
And if you listen closely, you may hear the hunting call of the fuckboy, “educate me, educate me, educate meeeeee”
It’s really amusing to talk to a sports person as if you know nothing about sports
More on the language of flowers, apparently truffle means ‘surprise’ which I would be too if I found a fucking mushroom in my bouquet.
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
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