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Cute, fun, and wearing an octopus for a hat

21-year-old baking enthusiast, specializing in desserts made of enough sugar and butter to kill. Fond of whimsical, sparkly, rainbow things and innovative ways to pack sugar into things. Five years old, cleverly disguised as a semifunctional adult. Will probably be reblogging Homestuck, Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Avatar: TLA, cute animals, pretty foods, and various feminist things. I survive on a diet of cupcakes and bitter mantears.
Oct 21 '14

atopfourthwall:

mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

"What we got ‘ere is a Pyramid Head! Now, some people say he’s a representation of all of our repressed guilt and torment. I say you’d be pretty cheesed if you had to wear a big, heavy helmet on your head all day every day, mate."

Oct 21 '14

spoopyflannel:

Fans: The doors in FNAF take too much power
Scott Cawthon: Okay *gets rid of all doors*
Fans: Th At S NO T whAT wE MEAnT!!!!!

Oct 21 '14

And if you listen closely, you may hear the hunting call of the fuckboy, “educate me, educate me, educate meeeeee”

Oct 20 '14

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Oct 20 '14

The best kind of OTP is the kind where you want to date one or both of the people in it

Oct 20 '14

justthenewkid:

nuggetxnicole:

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Oct 19 '14

technomaestro:

marryastarlord:

nicholasdunnes:

winkbooks:

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter — Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter
by Lost Zombies
Chronicle
2011, 160 pages, 8 x 10 x 0.5 inches
$15 Buy a copy on Amazon

Some of my favorite things about zombie movies are the details of the changed world. The dead grass, broken windows, toppled telephone poles, abandoned cars with missing wheels and trunks left open, boarded-up buildings, spent ammo shells, and other signs of struggle and desperation serve to create a fascinatingly creepy environment.

And that’s why I like Dead Inside: Do Not Enter so much. The book consists entirely of letters, hand-written warnings, and pages torn from journal entries that were written during the zombie pandemic. The notes are on matchbooks, napkins, photographs, advertisements, shopping lists, road maps, scraps of cardboard, and gum wrappers. Some of the notes are written with pen and pencil, others are written with lipstick, burnt wood, crayons, and blood.

The messages of the notes themselves tell the tale of the rise of the zombie pandemic, from tentative, joking questions about a “really bad flu,” escalating to confused panic, and later to grim acceptance of the new reality that the survivors now must live in.

In the introduction to Dead Inside, we learn that these notes had been found in a Dora the Explorer backpack. The first note presented in the book was written by the man who killed the owner of the backpack, a girl who was about 10 years old and had been bitten by a zombie (but had not yet turned into one). The man wrote “I opened her backpack and found all these notes and letters. This stuff is poisonous. No one in their right mind should read it. Reading this is like looking into the sun.” – Mark Frauenfelder

September 16, 2014

hopeheisagentleman

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEDDD

I’m laughing at the “DUDE I GOT THE ESPRESSO MACHINE WORKING FUCK YEAH”

Oct 19 '14

It’s really amusing to talk to a sports person as if you know nothing about sports

Oct 19 '14

when-hamsters-laugh:

More on the language of flowers, apparently truffle means ‘surprise’ which I would be too if I found a fucking mushroom in my bouquet.

Oct 19 '14

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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