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Like a five-year-old and a faerie conspired

21-year-old baking enthusiast, specializing in desserts made of enough sugar and butter to kill. Fond of whimsical, sparkly, rainbow things and innovative ways to pack sugar into things. Five years old, cleverly disguised as a semifunctional adult. Will probably be reblogging Homestuck, Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Avatar: TLA, cute animals, pretty foods, and various feminist things. I survive on a diet of cupcakes and bitter mantears.
Apr 24 '14

>Making girl power playlist

>Get to “S” in iTunes library

>Immediately add all the Spice Girls I have

Apr 24 '14

I like how the can doesn’t give any indication of what’s inside. It could be mock squirtle soup for all we know.

(Source: 2000ish)

Apr 24 '14

catbountry:

cteranodon:

freakinasheet:

Every localized Ace Attorney changes the setting from Japan to America and it gets funnier with every game since they get more and more Japanese and the new one is set in 19th century Japanimage

EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS, RYUUNOSUKE

Ah, yes, the Meiji era of our great state of California, when the shoguns and emperor were contesting the territory of Los Angeles.

The localization team may have dug themselves into a pretty big hole here.

Apr 23 '14
sobraniies:


and if i end up w/ blood on my hands well i kno that ull understand cuz i fite like a girl

hell yeah roxy squad (i wanna make this into stickers)

sobraniies:

and if i end up w/ blood on my hands 
well i kno that ull understand
cuz i fite like a girl

hell yeah roxy squad (i wanna make this into stickers)

Apr 23 '14
deankingofwinchesters:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

jazzcat1231:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

funfandoms:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

Went to school with tally marks on my hands.Four people asked me what it was.One girl practically had a panic attackAnd my science teacher asked me if I’d seen the Silence, so I responded “The What?” and his face went blank, and he replied. “What were you asking me about?” I just about cried laughing so hard.

we should have a day where whovians worldwide go out with tally marks on their hands and arms, freak the world out a little bit

^^This needs to happen.

Can we make this happen? How about April 23rd, the day The Impossible Astronaut (the first episode The Silence showed up in) aired. Yeah? C’mon people, let’s make this happen :D

HEAR THAT WHOVIANS?! This is happening. April 23rd. Tally marks on your hands and arms. DO IT.

WHOVIAN ALERT. APRIL 23.

deankingofwinchesters:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

jazzcat1231:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

funfandoms:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

Went to school with tally marks on my hands.
Four people asked me what it was.
One girl practically had a panic attack
And my science teacher asked me if I’d seen the Silence, so I responded “The What?” and his face went blank, and he replied. “What were you asking me about?” I just about cried laughing so hard.

we should have a day where whovians worldwide go out with tally marks on their hands and arms, freak the world out a little bit

^^This needs to happen.

Can we make this happen? How about April 23rd, the day The Impossible Astronaut (the first episode The Silence showed up in) aired. Yeah? C’mon people, let’s make this happen :D

HEAR THAT WHOVIANS?! This is happening. April 23rd. Tally marks on your hands and arms. DO IT.

WHOVIAN ALERT. APRIL 23.

(Source: youstillhaveitmychippedcup)

Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

Apr 23 '14

Okay not even gonna lie, before I saw context for the “it’s a metaphor” thing I thought it was some kind of overwrought tumblr.txt assertation that giving head is a subversive feminist act.

Apr 23 '14
Apr 23 '14

badveganwolf:

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right