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my #1 fear that haunts me most days is food service people deliberately getting orders wrong or dismissing customers with funny requests. like if any of you work in food please do not dismiss a customer’s request because you think you know better, even if they sound hilarious.
like uggHHH there was a post goin around a while back with a confession that read “whenever a skinny bitch orders a skinny latte i make it with whole milk” aND THAT SH*T….. THAT SH*T MAKES MY GODDAMN BLOOD BOIL……. THAT IS TERRIFYING….. WHAT THE FUCK…
Not even gonna lie, the only time I’ve been close to refusing an order at work was when someone came in asking if we had anything vegan, and when I told her no, she went, “Eh, maybe she won’t notice.” I. What the fuck no.
Thankfully she ended up not buying anything so I didn’t have to.
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
i don’t *gif* understand *gif* your accent *gif *gif*
ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time.
ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score.
ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs.
ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool.
ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.
ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame.
ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying.
ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.
ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.
ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving.
ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results.
INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke.
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.
I finally took this thing again and got ENFJ, but only with a 1% difference between J and P. What’s the difference?
Thor, in a plot point done by Marvel many times before and once with a horse-face-alien-thing, will now be a woman due to Mjolnir cooties. “You touched me, now you’ve got a winged helmet and you’re gonna like it”
Some people seem to be arguing that this is against the very nature of Thor.
Is Thor a woman in the original myths? No, although he can, according to one myth, pass for the goddess of beauty and love because possibility 1) Giants have shitty vision, possibility 2) Loki is an amazing makeup artist, possibility 3) a man is always incredibly sexy to someone he hates by law of comedy when he puts on a dress, or possibility 4) Thor’s got it going on.*
You know what’s not in the myths?
- Loki being Thor’s adopted brother and son of Odin
- Thor NOT being the son of one of Odin’s affairs with a giant
- Thor being blond
- Mjolnir having a worthiness rating
However, there are a surprising amount of myths of him hanging out with this Steve Rogers guy, who was thought to be a visitor from a foreign land after a viking raid. There’s a lot of papers on it. Look it up.
*This whole myth is why if ‘and now back to status quo’ of the plot turns out to be Thor in a dress after Loki said ‘I have a brilliant plan’ I will nod sagely.
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