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Like a five-year-old and a faerie conspired

21-year-old baking enthusiast, specializing in desserts made of enough sugar and butter to kill. Fond of whimsical, sparkly, rainbow things and innovative ways to pack sugar into things. Five years old, cleverly disguised as a semifunctional adult. Will probably be reblogging Homestuck, Adventure Time, My Little Pony, Avatar: TLA, cute animals, pretty foods, and various feminist things. I survive on a diet of cupcakes and bitter mantears.
Jul 21 '14

radioactivemongoose:

my #1 fear that haunts me most days is food service people deliberately getting orders wrong or dismissing customers with funny requests. like if any of you work in food please do not dismiss a customer’s request because you think you know better, even if they sound hilarious.

like uggHHH there was a post goin around a while back with a confession that read “whenever a skinny bitch orders a skinny latte i make it with whole milk” aND THAT SH*T….. THAT SH*T MAKES MY GODDAMN BLOOD BOIL……. THAT IS TERRIFYING….. WHAT THE FUCK…

Not even gonna lie, the only time I’ve been close to refusing an order at work was when someone came in asking if we had anything vegan, and when I told her no, she went, “Eh, maybe she won’t notice.” I. What the fuck no.

Thankfully she ended up not buying anything so I didn’t have to.

Jul 21 '14
ohkaden:

A ten year old boy came up to my artist alley table and was so upset by this print because the fairy pokemon beat up the dragon pokemon and it was one of the highlights of my weekend.

ohkaden:

A ten year old boy came up to my artist alley table and was so upset by this print because the fairy pokemon beat up the dragon pokemon and it was one of the highlights of my weekend.

Jul 21 '14
manticoreimaginary:

Hey, Circe Will Send You Food Because Everyone Likes Weird Other Country Food? Something Something FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!!!? 
ManticoreImaginary’s Kiwi Delicious Giveaway!
I wanted to do a giveaway, but being completely uncreative and also not a hugely wealthy person, I decided my best option was to send you delicious tasty treats from a foreign land. The pack has been put together from where I’ve seen people on the internet go “what is THAT?” so some of these things you might actually have locally, but hopefully not most of them.
The prize will contain: Pineapple Lumps, a block of Whittaker’s chocolate, Maltesers, Jaffas, Tim Tams, Perky Nana, RJ’s raspberry licorice, chocolate fish, Cherry Ripe, and an adorable sheep or kiwi soft toy that I’ve yet to purchase but it’ll be cute as fuck, I bet.
RULES:
Each reblog is an entry. I’m only counting one reblog per person.
The winner will be drawn on the 1st October and the package will be shipped soon after that.
New Zealanders can’t enter for obvious reasons. Aussies, you can, I guess, but most of this stuff you’ve already got? (If I draw out an Australian I might just send you a mini-pack and then redraw someone else. I’m not posting you tim tams, dude.)
Actual included items might change slightly from what it says up there. It’ll still be a bunch of kiwi yums, but the world does its thing and stuff changes. We just gotta roll with it, people.
You don’t have to be following me.

manticoreimaginary:

Hey, Circe Will Send You Food Because Everyone Likes Weird Other Country Food? Something Something FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!!!? 

ManticoreImaginary’s Kiwi Delicious Giveaway!

I wanted to do a giveaway, but being completely uncreative and also not a hugely wealthy person, I decided my best option was to send you delicious tasty treats from a foreign land. The pack has been put together from where I’ve seen people on the internet go “what is THAT?” so some of these things you might actually have locally, but hopefully not most of them.

The prize will contain: Pineapple Lumps, a block of Whittaker’s chocolate, Maltesers, Jaffas, Tim Tams, Perky Nana, RJ’s raspberry licorice, chocolate fish, Cherry Ripe, and an adorable sheep or kiwi soft toy that I’ve yet to purchase but it’ll be cute as fuck, I bet.

RULES:

  1. Each reblog is an entry. I’m only counting one reblog per person.
  2. The winner will be drawn on the 1st October and the package will be shipped soon after that.
  3. New Zealanders can’t enter for obvious reasons. Aussies, you can, I guess, but most of this stuff you’ve already got? (If I draw out an Australian I might just send you a mini-pack and then redraw someone else. I’m not posting you tim tams, dude.)
  4. Actual included items might change slightly from what it says up there. It’ll still be a bunch of kiwi yums, but the world does its thing and stuff changes. We just gotta roll with it, people.
  5. You don’t have to be following me.
Jul 21 '14
Okay, this is super sweet. c: Hmm…
One: I’m happy. My default state is happy, I just generally feel content and good about the world most of the time. It turns into a feedback loop (until something makes me unhappy—but tbh it doesn’t take me too long to perk back up).
Two: I’m pretty cute! This one is more difficult for me since I’ve historically had pretty fucked up body issues, but my eyes are bright and my haircut is cute and my fingers are long with soft skin, and when I smile the world smiles back
I just had a really great orgasm and I’m on top of the world and no one is gonna bring me down.

Okay, this is super sweet. c: Hmm…

One: I’m happy. My default state is happy, I just generally feel content and good about the world most of the time. It turns into a feedback loop (until something makes me unhappy—but tbh it doesn’t take me too long to perk back up).

Two: I’m pretty cute! This one is more difficult for me since I’ve historically had pretty fucked up body issues, but my eyes are bright and my haircut is cute and my fingers are long with soft skin, and when I smile the world smiles back

I just had a really great orgasm and I’m on top of the world and no one is gonna bring me down.

Jul 20 '14

happiestbackslider:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

i don’t *gif* understand *gif* your accent *gif *gif*

(Source: doutzenkros)

Jul 20 '14

MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

I finally took this thing again and got ENFJ, but only with a 1% difference between J and P. What’s the difference?

(Source: dontbecuteyoufuck)

Jul 19 '14

when-hamsters-laugh:

Thor, in a plot point done by Marvel many times before and once with a horse-face-alien-thing, will now be a woman due to Mjolnir cooties. “You touched me, now you’ve got a winged helmet and you’re gonna like it”

Some people seem to be arguing that this is against the very nature of Thor.

Is Thor a woman in the original myths? No, although he can, according to one myth, pass for the goddess of beauty and love because possibility 1) Giants have shitty vision, possibility 2) Loki is an amazing makeup artist, possibility 3) a man is always incredibly sexy to someone he hates by law of comedy when he puts on a dress, or possibility 4) Thor’s got it going on.*

You know what’s not in the myths?

  1. Loki being Thor’s adopted brother and son of Odin
  2. Thor NOT being the son of one of Odin’s affairs with a giant
  3. Thor being blond
  4. Mjolnir having a worthiness rating

However, there are a surprising amount of myths of him hanging out with this Steve Rogers guy, who was thought to be a visitor from a foreign land after a viking raid. There’s a lot of papers on it. Look it up.

***

*This whole myth is why if ‘and now back to status quo’ of the plot turns out to be Thor in a dress after Loki said ‘I have a brilliant plan’ I will nod sagely.

Jul 19 '14
octobergal15:

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

LOL
AND FUCK
I’VE HAD THAT STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS

octobergal15:

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

LOL

AND FUCK

I’VE HAD THAT STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS

(Source: spoclcers-archive)

Jul 18 '14
romanonariver:

pax-arabica:

romanonariver:

atane:

Israel is gassing Gaza.

Well if Hamas says so. Remember always accept their narrative unquestioningly. Israel is always evil and wrong. Hamas is always right and, after all, fighting for God.

So
Hard
To
Believe
Get out of here with your attempts at seeming sophisticated, Israel has been committing war-crimes for the better part of a century.

I don’t think questioning or being skeptical of an entity like Hamas is beyond the pale. If you disagree with me on that you are entitled to, but that doesn’t really mean a whole lot other than that we disagree.

…no I am pretty sure that says a whole hell of a lot about you, and none of it can be said in polite company.

romanonariver:

pax-arabica:

romanonariver:

atane:

Israel is gassing Gaza.

Well if Hamas says so. Remember always accept their narrative unquestioningly. Israel is always evil and wrong. Hamas is always right and, after all, fighting for God.

So

Hard

To

Believe

Get out of here with your attempts at seeming sophisticated, Israel has been committing war-crimes for the better part of a century.

I don’t think questioning or being skeptical of an entity like Hamas is beyond the pale. If you disagree with me on that you are entitled to, but that doesn’t really mean a whole lot other than that we disagree.

…no I am pretty sure that says a whole hell of a lot about you, and none of it can be said in polite company.

Jul 18 '14

tamorapierce:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

I want a Sheldon of my very own!

(Source: hugs-sweets)